absorbent

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.

"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"

by SPerrin October 16, 2008

absurding

unreasonable, illogical, silly, joking(absurd combined with kidding)

Person1: Youre going to summer school
Person2: Are you absurding me, no way!

by LeCapitainSmith November 6, 2011

Aborting the Food Baby

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.

Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.

by toopher2000 January 18, 2009

aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.

Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.

by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015

Aborgingere

An indigenous, red/ginger haired, white/pale skinned, native of the island of Ireland. An aboriginal inhabitant of Ireland.

Q. What do you call the first people of Ireland?
A. They are the Aborgingeres.

by Diamond Chat June 20, 2017

abhorring

To regard with disgust and hatred.

"Abhorring is a large word for you, hm?" the man said to the young child.

by BurnedMusic September 13, 2017

Absorbent Taco

Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.

This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.

by MyDadHitsMe October 24, 2017