Abraham Lincoln Jerk

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.

"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."

by WoopZerz April 19, 2018

J.J. Abrams

noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.

synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist

"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."

by zagbison92 March 29, 2016

abraham lincoln was a good old man

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

by littlejimmie July 17, 2019

Abranks

A short blonde headed girl with braces who is a major nerd.Who is best friends typically with a pimple geek.

Abranks Doesn't Like to get Down and Dirty.

by Cownoyin4loot July 28, 2010

J.J. Abrams

1) To be an unoriginal, uninspired piece of shit and make a product that completely copies a classic property nearly plot point for plot point and be labeled its "saviour" after it's creator tried something different.

2) To think reversing Kirk and Spock makes good drama when remocking the 2nd Star Trek movie.

When do people hate Rian Johnson when J.J. Abrams fucked up Star Wars after fucking Star Trek?

by ArwingKnight March 13, 2018

Gracie Abrams

Gracie is 22 (2021) and is one of the most talented women ever. she is also the daughter of JJ Abrams.

go streams rockland and feels like by gracie abrams right now!!!!!!!

by swagkenzie October 21, 2021

abragationism

Being a part of a style of living in which you are not real. There is a lack of existence where you ought to be. No one is able to see you except one individual that believes you to be a cartoon character or a figment of his/her imagination (hallucination). Can be cured by acting normal.

1. Abragationism has stopped me from being real.

2. Now that I no longer act real, I am able to follow abragationism.

by Abragationist January 16, 2009