Objection, hearsay

The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.

by Undefined Object May 4, 2022

Affection Erection

When you get an erection from a hug, holding hands, when someone says I love you, or anything in that nature

Man I hadn't seen Olivia in awhile but I saw her and we hugged and got an affection erection.

by some fag December 8, 2015

violent affection

Toxic Narcissism, Narcissistic Personality Disorder. An inflated sense of self importance and extreme egocentric behavior that asphyxiates anyone who gets too close.

Believing that you're better than others

Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness

Exaggerating your achievements or talents

Expecting constant praise and admiration

Believing that you're special and acting accordingly

Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings

Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans

Taking advantage of others

Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior

Being jealous of others

Believing that others are jealous of you

Trouble keeping healthy relationships

Setting unrealistic goals

Being easily hurt and rejected

Having a fragile self-esteem

Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional

And such men, when they have a violent affection to themselves, choose neither to eat nor to sleep rather than to perfect the things which they care for but are incapable of caring about anyone else.

by la belle June 12, 2011

OBJECTION!

'This evidence clearly reveals the contradiction in that statement, Your Honor!'

(That's one 'OBJECTION!' too many! Lost one Exclamation Point!)

by ANONYMOUS DELIVERS September 20, 2007

abduction fetish

To kidnap or carry a person away by force, used in sex play.

Although Lana had no desire to truly be kidnapped, she had one hell of an abduction fetish.

by Beatle_Babe October 23, 2008

Affectionate

Showing passion, care and love for someone.
Can be verbal, physical, or emotional.

I was affectionate to my daughter as I held her close in my arms.

by wordmaster1077 April 7, 2019

PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection)

To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.

There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.

Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.

Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.

by princessetamtam April 29, 2009