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Abington 

A city south of Boston. It serves as a rest stop when driving south from Peabody. When going on an adventure in the middle of the night, it is imperative to take the Abington exit, find an industrial park,then find woods in the industrial park. Once that is completed everyone must evacuate the vehicle, stand side by side, and pee. Then it is time to go home.
Yo im board, Let's Abington it.
Abington by gizzlord April 5, 2009

Abington 

A large, high class institute of learning situated in Wigston, Leicester, UK.

The high school is generally considered to be one of the best in Leicestershire, constantly gaining high OFSTED marks.

It's slogan is "Strive to Succeed" and, unlike the neighbouring school, this is something that it more than achieves.
"Abington is so easily the better of the two schools and easily overshadows those Bushloe Babies next door!"
Abington by Cavemark January 19, 2010

Abington 

A middle class township on the northwest border of Philadelphia, home of 50,00 souls. Commonly refered to as 'Bington. One of the wealthiest areas in the wealthiest county in PA.
Every town and section of philly around Abington wants to be Abington (i.e. Glenside, Oreland, Jenkingtown, Rockledge, Fox Chase, etc...)
Abington by AlphaWolfess June 19, 2005

Abington 

Jude Large's territory, everyone knows he owns this place. So no one messes w him. They know he is top dog.
Kid #1: Abington is playing Cheltanham you wanna go?
Kid #2: Did Jude say we can go?
Kid #1: Who's Jude?
Kid #2: The owner and hottest kid in Abington
Abington by anonymous November 23, 2023

Abington 

A town south of Boston also known as “the bing” is a town that once you’re born there, you don’t leave. Your grandparents grew up there, then had kids, then the kids married their high school sweetheart, who also grandparents grew up there and had kids, then they bought the parents house, had kids, repeat. A town that has grass as a mascot (no exaggeration their team name is the green wave, which is suppose to be grass flowing I the wind), An exciting night in Abington is going to an Abington high school football game and watching the steroid infused kids play at a shitty field that is 95% covered in geese shit at a school that has been closed for years, and watching the town of Rockland be better then them at every sport. Snobby bitchy racist mothers that only hang with other snobby bitchy racist mothers, and the tough guy racist husbands who only hangs with the other tough guy racist husbands. If someone lived there for 30 years, but parents and grandparents didn’t live there, then your a piece of shit loser trying to be a townie. Brand new school that sucks with kids that are even worse, Abington is the true definition of a stuck up town with people who act like they live in the Hamptons.
Oh man, you lived in this town forever. And your wife is such a cunt. You guys are Abington through and through.
Abington by Kelly Ann 71582 April 5, 2024

Abington Heights 

Nestled in the hills of (Clarks) Summit, stands the school that loves sports so well.

Abington Heights, a public school district in NEPA, is thought to be "top notch" by many. But after attending the school, I'll tell you it plainly: As of June 2006 (which is when I am writing this), Abington Heights has proved to be nothing but striking teachers and money spent on athletics. In order to keep the student:teacher ratio at 300:1 (or something more reasonable like 30:1, but is still ridiculously high), Abington Heights High School has gotten rid of all its English and most of its Social Studies electives.

The kids at the high school range from Abercrombie wearing preppy kids to pothead ICP kids. With such a wide range of students, one of the most popular shared activities among them is making fun of each other behind their backs. (Though I suppose what high school isn't like that?)
Aside from sports, Abington Heights spends money on painting the word "COMETS" on trash cans.
Abington Heights by Melissa Benson September 1, 2008