Aborting the Food Baby

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.

Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.

by toopher2000 January 18, 2009

aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.

Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.

by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015

abhorrent

The feelings inspired while watching Adam Sandler movies.

Adam: Did you see that atrocious trailer for Adam Sandler's new movie?
Jason: Yes....yes I did. I WANT TO FU&$%^G HURT EVERYTHING! Christ! Why does he do it!? Why!?

Chad: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Steven: You guys talking about that horrible trailer?
Jason: <proceeds to yell and punch several inanimate objects>
Adam: Yea, Jason's pretty angry about it.

Chad: I watched it, but I'm not angry, more like disgusted by it...it's almost as disgusting as an elderly woman's pi$$ smell. You know, if she peed herself and didn't wash for a week.

Steven: Lets just go to Em's. It's Rob Roy time.

A,C,J: Hell yes. Let's roll.

Adam: Grabbin some wings baby, sauce on the side.

At Em's...
Steven: Is that George C Scott?
Jason: What the hell? Didn't he die in 1999?
Adam: F'in zombie!
Chad: Fu&k em in the goat house!
George C Scott: <mumbling abhorrently> Burn in hell Sandler. Burn in hell...

by sandman50 July 14, 2011

Aborgingere

An indigenous, red/ginger haired, white/pale skinned, native of the island of Ireland. An aboriginal inhabitant of Ireland.

Q. What do you call the first people of Ireland?
A. They are the Aborgingeres.

by Diamond Chat June 20, 2017

abhorrently lax saprophytic waif

Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter

Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!

by Courtney Mc. November 6, 2007

abhorrent

n. income generated by renting your property to whores

Billy started life pimping his sister on the streets, but got much more abhorrent once he had bought a condo.

by Bits January 3, 2008

Aborgingerne

The native ginger people of Scotland.

The aborgingernes must be protected from extinction.

by SerialPortYeti March 5, 2015