socks on a rooster

socks on a rooster- something with poor fit or poor workmanship. Looks really bad.

That paint job on that car looks like socks on a rooster!

by Bone Daddy 52 December 18, 2010

Dance with a Rooster

To dry hump while in a good mood.

Jeff-Hey Jill wanna "Dance with a Rooster"? Jill- "ya bring that cock over to my hen house!"

by Ba_power_couple October 13, 2017

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

Rooster in a Hen House

A man who preys on vulnerable women. He infiltrates any place where women are in the majority. workplace, college, church and will destroy a family. He's a "Cum Freak." He will Cum in any female's hole no matter the havoc he wreaks.

A Rooster in a Hen House; is a man who meets one girl and sleep with her sisters, and friends.

by Low-Key Speaks June 23, 2016

Rooster in a coke bottle

"Rooster in a coke bottle" upset, or angry. Feeling rushed or under pressure. "Squeezed" mad. Roosters are generally a protected species, some might call them in Angry Bird. Imagine a Rooster squeezed into a coke bottle, he's pretty upset right. So hence the expression rooster and a coke bottle. when you feel under the gun or squeezed or under pressure, you get a little upset sometimes. Have you ever heard the expression" Running around like a chicken with its head cut off ?"

My boss has me feeling like a rooster in a coke bottle

by Abraham English July 4, 2018

rooster of 3 A.M.

a howler monkey

I would have kept sleeping, if not for the rooster of 3 A.M.

by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy December 4, 2016

Pulling a Ronster

To have sex with 6 playmates at the same time.

Me: Dude, my wife caught me pulling a ronster!
My friend: You slept with 6 playmates?!!!
Me: I'm shittin you not!

by The Weadamann May 29, 2009