MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.
by booyavivi November 28, 2016
Get the mystic messengermug. A hellhole
by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017
Get the Mystic Messengermug. A Motorcycle Club formed at the Stones in North East Philly in 1993. The group chooses not to drink or do drugs.
by Straight Edge MotherFucker May 8, 2008
Get the Messengers MCmug. An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.
"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019
Get the Mystic Messengermug. by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019
Get the Mystic Messengermug. This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.
by Natalie August 9, 2004
Get the msn messengermug. The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007
Get the Throne Messengermug.