a kim kardashian

When you have been dating for 72 days

Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.

by JoeShome November 6, 2011

took a kim kardashian

When you take a nasty smelly shit in the shared office bathroom that you have to spray the cheap smelling Kim Kardashian spray to cover up the scent.

Man, that Mexican food at lunch was brutal, I just took a Kim Kardashian!

by nastyshitter May 26, 2021