Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

kill a dinosaur

The term for having a very massive bowel movement, with the end result having the toilet clogged to the point of needing professional assistance.

I went to kill a dinosaur and broke the toilet.

by madtube October 18, 2010

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone

To install a cable, especially a low voltage cable. Often done above ceilings or under specialty floors.
See also: Crop Dust a Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

There is not enough on the spool to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone that far.

by HateStain May 7, 2025

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor

To install a cable in a conduit.

There was lots of rotating machines along the pathway, so we had to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

by HateStain May 7, 2025

Dinosaur in a Haystack

1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".

2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".

1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.

(They lay in the middle of the floor)

Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.

2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?

Hipster 2: No.

by ArnoldAndHelga September 14, 2009

a cute little dinosaur

Stef

look! its a cute little dinosaur! It must be a stefanosaurus!

by Henk der Willem-Jandirkjon III November 22, 2021

Adinasaur

A prehistoric creature, larger than the T-Rex, that roamed the Earth during the Mesozoic Era. It was the top of the food chain, preying on the Tyrannosaurus Rex, just because it could. It made it's nest, mated, and laid its eggs in the tops of trees. These Adinasaur babies would spend 5 years in the egg, growing and marinating in the yolk juices until they were fully mature. After hatching, the babies would eat the trees they were hatched on for protein. The Adinasaur survived the mass extinction of the Mesozoic Era dinosaurs by digging down into the core of the earth. They now reside there and only come up to the surface once every 200 years

The Adinasaur was both a creature of immense size and delicacy.

by Zachary Magna Carta June 6, 2018