tossing a salad

to eat a persons asshole with jelly or syrup. can be prior to or following anal sex.

tony tossed ryans salad, and his girl friend video taped.

by ell January 3, 2004

Lifes a salad and ima toss it

Controlling life

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it

by Swagg Daddy September 26, 2011

Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020

is cereal a salad

When you want to be healthy, and make proper decisions go with a healthy salad, with a bit of sugar! Cereal is small like a salad and fits in a bowl, and if you want some dressing go with some nice refreshing milk!!!

Is cereal a salad?,Yes! Yes cereal is a salad!

by Josmeg17 September 21, 2017

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018

toss a salad

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

by John Monroe March 10, 2005

Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011