a royal fucking

Amazing hardcore sex. Defined as royal because it's so good that it seems as only high class people should be treated that nice.

Billy bob gave me a royal fucking last night.

Billy bob: "Dude I gave that girl a royal fucking".

by Ud master November 11, 2013

deliver a royal deuce

To take an extraordinary shit, whether it be of spectacular size, color, or odor, etc.

Dude!! Come check this out!! I just delivered a royal deuce!!

by cookie November 13, 2004

A Royal Flush

First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.

Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.

Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.

I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.

by I´am the real D2 February 6, 2014

A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 18, 2018

A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

a royal borealas

sex way up north in the canada north land.

my girl phoned said " just a heads up I'm going to give you a royal borealas tonight at mid-night. I said, " OK I wiil move the bed around so your head will face north."

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

a royal borealas

1.) A boring person.
2.) A boring event.

That guy is a royal borealas.

This MC Hummer reunion concert is a royal borealas

by Marty E October 24, 2006