As a matter of fuck

Improved phrase of the original "as a matter of fact". People that use this phrase are either too badass or are just plain fucking cool.

Adam toobadassforyou: As a matter of fuck, I'm in the mood for subway!
Mariann justplainfuckingcool: As a matter of fuck, i am too!

by Adooma. March 2, 2011

as a matter of fact, it isn't

The best response to a derogatory or sarcastic remark.

Vegeta: Is that okay?
Tien: As a matter of fact, it isn't!

by blakkheim16 October 23, 2011

Waiting for a mate

Excursive phrase popular around UK, Ireland and Australia. Generally said when a higher authoritative figure asks what a youth or group of individuals are doing. Made even more popular by Clinton Smith on an Australian police show when asked what he was doing in a crashed car clearly drunk he simply replied "Just waiting for a mate"

John: Hey man, what you doing here?
James: Waiting for a mate

Peeler: Alright lads, what do you think you're up to?
Chavs: Waiting for a mate

by MMtheChav September 22, 2014

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

by InDazzled July 28, 2009

Wore a matching Set

she knew he wanted to fuck and she did too so she made sure she wore a cute bra with matching underwear

Boy: “ I dead just wanted some ass”

Girl: “Boy please, I wore a matching set .”

She is stating that she wore a matching set because she knew this already.

by KiddooBihh May 4, 2021

Pulling a Matians

(V) To talk or text to the opposite sex more than your friends that once had trust in you or friends you've known since a long time. These friends are now being ignored.

"Why isnt he talking to his friend hes known since kindergarten and texting someone else instead?"
"Hes probably pulling a Matians."

by The Matians himself August 10, 2008

as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...

"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006