Martha Stewart

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."

by WhoMe December 15, 2004

Martha Stewart

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Martha Stewart

I fucked her side piece Emma Watson

P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart??
Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Martha Stewart

After a One-Night Stand the Male reaches over wipes his Pecker and sack off on her curtains and leaves the house after making a sandwich.

Jimmy went to the club and picked that girl up once and pulled the Martha Stewart.

by lipstick out February 26, 2010

Martha Stewart

a person who cooks cookies for Peter and Ryan.

Are you Martha Stewart?

by fasdfsn January 23, 2013

A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.

1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.

by Ted June 16, 2003