lester

The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you. It is not known for sure if Lester did this out of spite, or only necessity.

In modern dialect, it is normally used with full disclosure. For instance, if nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."

My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.

by rcadeace August 25, 2016

Lester

That douchebag who is good at pretty much everything and has a lot of punky friends.

"Dude, that guy is such a Lester.

by DBD_Ninjuh May 20, 2015

Lester

When you get weed that looks shitty but turns out to be mind-blowing.

Ted: "Damn dude that looks like schwag"
Brian: "No dude, I don't know. I have a good feeling"
(after smoking)
Ted: "Damn this is some Lester!"
Brian: "Hell yeah."

by Runescapeisreallycoolman September 8, 2011

Lester

Should Be a Last Name that matches the first name "moe"

Guy 1:hey who is that guy over there
Guy 2:oh,he's lester Moe Lester
Guy 1:Oh Mai Gad

by I have a big Dylan December 12, 2010

Lester

A ballin' drink: Fruit Punch/Cherry/Grape Koolaid, water, Vodka, ice, and hella sugar. Use a straw and bend it while you suck as not to suck up the sugar granuels.

"Dude, why are your lips so red?!"
"Because I just drank a hella Lester!!"

by bi til i die June 15, 2008

Lester

The old cock in the lounge

Look at Lester

by Nerd dude April 19, 2018

Lester

To stick a remote up your butt.
To forcefully put a remote into your rectum.

Refer to "Greatest freak out ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO)" on youtube.
Dahm did you hear about Jb, he did a Lester.
My girl said she is gonna show me herself doing the Lester.

by BenchwarmerUalreadyknow June 23, 2009