rock and a hard place

in a tight spot; having to make an impossible decision; a lose-lose situation

Shack wants to go to her best fish's birthday, but she already promised to go out of town with her friend. she is between a rock and a hard place.

by don't hate me February 4, 2005

pulling a hartwig

when you are having anal sex with a woman and after you cum and pullout she sits down and shits all over the place.

Dave: after having anal with lisa last night she sat down and began pulling a hartwig
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.

by mrright111 May 20, 2012

between a rock and a hard place

describing a situation where you have to make a decision that you don't want to make.

you got me in between a rock and a hard place; alright, i'll let you borrow two grand.

by 5150 December 4, 2004

drive a hard bargain

to expect a lot in exchange for what you pay or do

He drives a hard bargain, but we finally made a deal.

A: I would like to offer you $100 for your soccer tickets.
B: No.
A: $125?
B: No way.
A: $150?
B: Nope.
A: You drive a hard bargain. $175?
B: I will only accept $180.

by Saji Tall-b November 5, 2013

Doing a Harold Holt

named after a former Australian Prime Minister who mysteriously disappeared while at a beach to never be seen again. When a person uses it in conversation, he/she is about to go off somewhere without giving any explanation as to why or where.

Davo said he was doing a Harold Holt, then he fucked off without saying where he was goin'

by Sosen March 20, 2011

a hard day's night

A Beatles, song, movie, and album (actually a soundtrack for the film) All three of them are absolute classics. The phrase 'a hard day's night' was actually created accidentaly by Ringo Starr, who often combined two phrases to create a new one.

"It's been a hard day's night!"-Ringo Starr

by Jackie January 18, 2005

between a rock and a hard-on

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.

A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.

by Quandries December 16, 2010