A face like a dropped pie

To denote the profound grotesque appearance of a persons face.

"Fuck Me! She has a face like a dropped pie"

by Mojo Staplegun August 19, 2008

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

a face only a mother could love

Basically calling someone ugly.

Dude: "Look at that guy.."
Man: "He has a face only a mother could love."

by Person (: August 17, 2010

A face full of southside

A phrase phrase used by an aggressor to intimidate a victim.

Yo man... you better shut your mouth or your gona get yourself a face full of southside!

by Dr. Pothier February 18, 2022

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008

a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

by ddooley January 7, 2008

A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"

she had A FACE A YARD LONG.

by thebigwan March 5, 2015