Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone (usually when they break a rule/law)

You'd better get out of there before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020

Clap a Gator

To unknowingly or accidentally proclaim one wishes to have sexual relations with animals

The Scottish guy was clueless when he said he wanted to clap a gator; talk about culture shock

by SpecialistoftheStrange October 2, 2023

Clap and a Half

A term from the popular YouTube livestreaming show, GTLive. MatPat, one of the two hosts of the show, has explained that it originated from his 7th grade teacher who would give her students a clap and a half as a form of ridicule. MatPat has since adopted the gesture as a sign of appreciation towards the GTLive audience.

Hey guys it's my first stream. Could I get a clap and a half? #GTLive

by Live Laugh Love GTLive June 24, 2017

Clap you a visit

To walk up to someone and slap them especially when they are at home.

you seem like a nice guy, don't make me clap you a visit.

by DatRudeBouy June 14, 2018

ass-a-claptor

When a man's balls hit the girls ass, creating an almost clapping like sound.

Tammy asked Ron if she could hear the good old ass-a-claptor.

by jaxbrandonsam March 6, 2009

One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

A Clapped Nathan

When you pour gravy in your nostril to flavour your brian

If zombies are going to eat you, you might as well do A Clapped Nathan.

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020