a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

by bumski May 27, 2006

A box of hair

Used to describe someone with a remarkable lack of intelligence; stupid.

That girl is dumber than a box of hair.

by Lauralie March 5, 2008

A Box of Matches

Used for when a person, place or thing is cool, hip or neat. Because it/they are fire.

Hey, it was nice to meet you, you're a box of matches!

by UncleShifty February 22, 2019

A Box of Assorted cremes

to have a wet pussy from more than one dick.

that bitch has extra woodies for being a box of assorted cremes

by oh guess who mother fucker November 9, 2006

A Box Of Hurtin

A Box Of Hurtin Is The 2nd Level On The Hurtin Scale One Level Up From The Popular Hurtin Unit. A Box Of Hurtin Has 12 Hurtin Units In It

Me: Have You Talked To Will Lately Man???
Friend: Yeah Man, He's Going Out With Chrissy Now Dude
Me:Oh, That Must Make Him "A Box Of Hurtin"

by Bhask December 8, 2010

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

An old theatre tongue twister. Used as a way to warm up the tongue before a show, it has gained notoriety recently due to Cards Against Humanity, and it has been difficult to for people to say to this day.

Bailey tried to say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer for ten minutes earlier.

by ALSAT December 18, 2020

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

by Cramer February 12, 2007