Dort

The purest form of dirt. Filthy in the best and/or worst way.

Fayn 1: You see those see Jordan 11's?
Fayn 2: Hell ya, they're pure "dort".

Fayn 1: Fucking lag bro this WIFI is garbage.
Fayn 2: "Dort".

by FreshPrinceOfHC October 29, 2018

Dort

A name for someone who is highly obsessed with automobiles. Typically used to describe those who initiate intercourse with their vehicles.

"Matthew is such addict"
"Yeah, I bet he is a dort too"

by DortDortDort May 1, 2019

Dort

A person who is acting weird but like funny but like strange at the same time.

Tom u are such a fucking dort #dortgang

by Tomins April 12, 2019

Dort

The act of sticking a toothpick up one's dickhole.

The Nazi's like to dort the jews.

by QuickscopeNigger October 14, 2019

Dort

The lint in your ass cheeks that you dig out and get shot on your fingers.

Whoa you got a finger full of chunky dort.

by The Orself June 28, 2020

dort

dort is dort don't question it if you do there will be consequences beyond your imagination

they uttered dort in an ominous manner

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

dort

we call someone dort when he get every single damn thing in this universe by just asking it in his discord announcements.

that rat just asked for nitro and got it. what a dort

by nig/er July 21, 2021