wonka-zonka

go for it cuz life is short and partying is rad

"Uh-oh, I wanted to drink this milk but it expired three days ago" "Hey man, wonka-zonka!"

by wonkazonkadude6969 September 13, 2012

top zonked

When you're the highest you have ever been.

Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."

by Centiliter March 18, 2020

zwinky

an ad on the side of your computer that looks fun but if you click it yo are screwed

Person 1: I have a bug on my computer!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I clicked a zwinky!

by cecedefs February 7, 2015

zonked

1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.

1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.

by Tai S. July 24, 2006

Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

by Weenman September 6, 2018

Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

by callinghome November 2, 2004

Zwinky Ho

Young tween and teen girls who dress in slutty revealing clothing. Many of the Zwinky Avatars are advertised wearing micro denim mini skirts, Daisy Duke Shorts and plenty of bling. That commercial with the disco music where they are dancing and prancing around. The
Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Gwen look.

At the mall and airport you see plenty of underage girls wearing micro skirts, short shorts, hooker rap around the ankle and calf sandals. With plenty of bling like anklets.
It's look but don't touch type of girls.
Destiny Cicada is an aspiring 15 year old hottie who dresses like a Zwinky Ho wearing micro denim miniskirts without any panties.

by Zippyjet, January 1, 2009