zumpernugget

When u got chicken nuggets, but ur horny, so u jerk off while having a chicken nugget

Wow I'm bored, might as well use a zumpernugget

by Head soccer January 5, 2019

Zumph

An over-sized head

Look at the size of the Zumph on him!

by Obbzi July 30, 2009

zumpy

Dry Humping in its purest form

Bro me and that one chick went full on zumpy mode on my bed.

by Her Beast & Co. May 29, 2017

Zump

Any nonsense word that can be perceived as offensive or vulgar, especially by a target audience that loves to be recreationally outraged.

“Did you hear that? He just called me a doozlefrazznut!”

“Relax, that’s just a zump.”

by Bad Beth and Beyond November 2, 2021

Zumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while playing Xbox 360.

The other night, my girlfriend wanted me to pay attention to her instead of playing Call of Duty, so she unzipped my pants and gave me a zumpkin. That's when the my killstreak really went up.

by TurnerMeowPoop February 3, 2012

Zumption

Mega gumption -- like gumption on steroids.

See that guy over there debating the existence of God with a proselytizer? He's got Zumption.

by Zina2021 September 2, 2021

Zumph

When a nigga so ugly you can't see them

Jeff: Nigga this place is empty as fuck

Jeff2: Probably just zumphs

by Dddddjqksodkwj June 19, 2018