zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question

An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"

by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008

Zoltan

If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.

Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!

by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019

Zolton

A god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Hah!

Who would win in a fight: Thor the Thunder God or Zolton the God of Reality?

by Zolton January 8, 2004

Zolton

Honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. Also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.

I dont dare.. Zolton will get us !

by Moe January 14, 2004

Zoltar Zinger!

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.

That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!

by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019

Zolten

A character in the anime, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. Throughout the series, this character grows intellect and plots in upmost secrecy his plans for a utopia: a world with no flaw. Interestingly enough, his plans turn rather malevolent. Miraculously, however, the support of a community of Arcane Reborn both physically and psychologically strengthens Zolten into the fierce, independent young laddo he is today.

Friend 1: I remember when you first came to this school. You’re such a Zolten. You were originally a bully who listened to nobody, and now, you’re a sweet empathetic person
Friend 2: *floshed*

by Vyridic November 18, 2019

Zolts

A word used in the Potters Bar region of Hertfordshire meaning cocaine. The word originates from Fulhams attacking midfielder Zoltan Gera (Gear being a common slang name for the devils dust).
Since its invention the word has become prolifically used and is the subject of Ushers remix to OMG, Oh my Zolts.

Vaughan - "Fuck pussy, fuck alcohol.. its friday and Im getting bang on the Zolts!
Gav - (to the tune of OMG) Zolts zolts zolts zolts zolts

by idskids October 4, 2010