zizzler

When a woman squirts her vagina juice in your eyes

"She gave me the zizzler last night, if you know what I mean" - Gary
"Wait, whats a zizzler?" - Phillip
"You mean you and your girl haven't done it before? It's where she squirts her stuff in your eyes" - Gary
"Dude that sounds so hot, I can't wait to get zizzled tonight" - Phillip

by Downsi October 8, 2013

zazzle

To flirt, seduce, or tempt with effortless, stylish charm and careless allure.

"Where boys mack and girls zazzle."

by Ophelia March 28, 2003

zizzle

A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo.

Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette?

Nizzle, pass me yo zizzle fo lightin my jizzle.

by kracka-azz-kracka June 2, 2003

Zizzle Fart

When you fuck a girl in the butt, and she puts diarrhea on your dick, and then you take it out and put it in her pussy, and the wetness causes a queef. That's a zizzle fart.

Caitlin:"Okay, so last night night, I did the worst thing ever to my man..."
Jennie:"What'd you do to him?"
Caitlin:"Well, he was fuckin me in the butt, and I just laid a zizzle fart all over his cock..."
Jennie:"Oh, that's siiiick..."

by McEffinFly October 5, 2009

zazzle

(verb) looking at notes and highlighting as if one were studying, although nothing is sinking in
see also zazzle brite

She zazzled all night. Her notes were all highlighted but she didn't get a thing accomplished!

by CLBG December 20, 2008

zazzler

The person who instigates the zazzle.

Ill be the zazzler so you can play online poker.

by biggerz10 August 13, 2008

Zazzle

Eating out the butt while fingering the vagina.

If you really want to make her happy, take care of both holes with the Zazzle

by Zazzler527 July 9, 2019