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zorping

Josh always starts zorping around 2am.
by realorangejuice November 13, 2017
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zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.
Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!
by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012
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zipping down

When you have sex. It comes from the act of "zipping" your clothing off before you begin having sex.
"Hey Mark, Willie was zipping down in the Holiday Inn with this one chick he picked up off the street."

"I couldn't sleep last night because E.J. zipped down with this one chick in the other room."

"Don't go in the room, I think E-Jay is zipping down with some girl from last night's party!"
by E.J. and E-Jay January 1, 2009
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Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."
After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.
by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013
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Zipping the Dripping

The act of pulling back the foreskin and applying a ziptie to the head of the penis in order to discourage any unwanted erections
"Hey man, are you getting any action this week?"
"Nah, my girlfriend said we were zipping the dripping this week."
by Dairao May 19, 2015
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Zappin

Generally used to describe someone that is:

1. Annoying
2. Doing too much
3. Reaching
4. Lying/Cappin
Juan: Man, I just bought some new supreme and I'm about to resell it for 20 grand.

Swan: Man, stop zappin.
by Shaural March 24, 2019
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Zapping

When 2 men wearing only tube socks rub their feet on the carpet to create an electrical charge and then place the tips of their boners close enough to let the charge pass through.
Jodie and Reggie bought new tube socks and hosted a zapping party last night to celebrate the new shag carpet in their man cave.
by Buck Russell October 16, 2015
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