zooter

A man's penis.

dat bitch got da zooter in her mouff!

by kelsey riopelle February 24, 2011

zooter

Red bull and vodka mixed as a drink.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Patron: A zooter.

by Ronald Ryan August 11, 2006

Zooter Land

The place you visit when you get so unbelievable high.

Dude... I think I’m in Zooter Land right now.

by undeadtitan March 9, 2019

Yung Zooter

The nickname given to a homie who is rookie in the "weed game". Usually given to someone who hasn't made a purchase yet or is generally ignorant on the customs and rituals of the smoking culture. Not to be taken personally and is generally not derogatory toward your homie. Take time to explain and instruct your homie on proper etiquette.

Yung Zooter: Hey man, how much does an 8th of weed cost?

Zooter: Probably around $60, $50 if the dude is hooking you up.

Yung Zooter: Okay cool. This is my first time buying weed, lol.

Zooter: Ah yes, I remember when I was a Yung Zooter.

Yung Zooter: wtf?

by TheRealZootedOne January 9, 2015

zooter the rooter

zooter the rooter is a well known name for kye. absolutely spectacular in and out of bed

zooter the rooter back at it again pullin all the muffs

by kpky February 23, 2022

zooter gang

The ms squad

Yo invite the zooter gang to the party tn

by Zooter June 4, 2017

Zooter

Indiana slang for a Juul or a vape.

Friend: Can I hit your zooter?
Me: No you feign!

by Bmandaman July 18, 2019