Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.
Typical night in a zooked life:
*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.
*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.
*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.
*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.
by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019
Get the zookedmug. by Nick December 5, 2005
Get the zookedmug. the process of one smelling so bad that everyone thinks that there is a dumpster coming, or oneself looking so ugly and so alien like that nobody wants to go near them unless they're sending them off to the moon
Basically this word makes no sense at all, so it makes sense in every way you try to use it... you fuckin' zook
Basically this word makes no sense at all, so it makes sense in every way you try to use it... you fuckin' zook
by China Doll 69 February 1, 2012
Get the zookmug. 1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.
2) Past form: Zooked
Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)
2) Past form: Zooked
Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)
by Holly18UK November 29, 2006
Get the Zookmug. by God / The Speaker of truth June 11, 2021
Get the Zookmug. 
by Jonny November 10, 2003
Get the Zookmug.