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zombie fucking

To have sex with a zombie
Kind of like necrophilia but with an animated member of the undead.
Belladonna took a big rotting zombie dick up her ass.
by The Cuntsaw October 30, 2003
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Zombie fucker

A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.
Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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Zombie fucker

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.
DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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Zombie Fucking

When two people have sex while still being asleep.
I think Jill and I were Zombie Fucking last night but i cant remember.
by kizzle911 August 20, 2013
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Fuckin' Zombie

1. A funny saying when around friends

2. A zombie
"Fuckin' zombie." *everyone laughing*

*scream* "Get off me! Fuckin' zombie!"
by Electric Sad May 15, 2009
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zombiefucknuts

exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse.

Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit!", "Fuck!", "Holy Shit!", "Holy Fuck!" and "Holy Fucking Shit!" just don't seem to do the job.
Person 1: So...not only are people coming back from the dead as zombies and eating people's brains, but someone is supplying them with outfits of Barney & Friends at the same time?

Person 2: That's about the gist of it.

Person 3: Well...Zombiefucknuts.
by Deticui December 4, 2005
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zombiefuck

A person so drunk they walk around hunchback style, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.
That drunk zombiefuck stumbled out onto the road and got mashed by that tractor trailer.
by scottydabody69 February 12, 2006
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