A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.
by LoyalToShaggy<3 January 30, 2019
A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.
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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
2
"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
3
"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"
*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
2
"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
3
"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"
by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader April 03, 2018
That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018
An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
"Zoinks!"
by thecheat June 05, 2003
by Snake142 February 04, 2019
The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
by Dinkledunk August 29, 2017
To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF
by YoungFolk June 05, 2018