Zoheb 

Zoheb is a very relatable and funny guy. He has an amazing sense of humour and have a beautiful creative side. He's cool and makes other people smile, as well as making a teachers day bright!

Student one: "who's that guy over there talking to the teacher, they're laughing so much together!"

Student two: "That's Zoheb! He's a teachers best friend."

Zoheb by RelatableCats January 21, 2024

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

Zohabian Collapse 

To gain a big lead in something and suddenly crumble shortly after. Oftenly used in hockey or other sports

Zohaib has a 4-0 lead but then has a Zohabian Collapse and allows the other team to score 4 unanswered goals, ultimately losing the game

Zohabian Collapse by sandhu22 June 22, 2011

zoeboo

The biggest Canadian fanboy or fangirl

Damn, do you see that zoeboo over there?

zoeboo by VioleGrace January 19, 2020

zohe 

Zohe, the most amazing girl I know! She is loving, caring, sexy, beautiful, looks after her man very well, cooks for him at 3 am if her wakes her up, makes him coffee when he asks, is very obedient but can also be very defiant. A Zohe will be the most amazing girl you ever meet so don't piss her off aim to please her and she will love you for it. She can however be a bitch at times when she is stay out of her way but stay by her side it'll make her think better of you.

Guy1: she's a real keep bro.
Guy2: yea she's a Zohe for sure man.

zohe by she calls me Garry-Bear April 21, 2014

Zoebabe 

zo-BAY-buh (noun/adjective) A rare, somewhat small in size species of mammal. Zoebabes are known for their kindhearts but also for their ferocious and hostile instincts. Noted for there intelligence and humanlike behavior: now greatly reduced in number and threatened with extinction in the wild. Zoebabes tend to be addictive by nature and often live their short lives with substance abuse or as alcholics. However, all warnings aside, zoebabes can make excellent pets and/or companions.

Jay: Want to go for a bbt?
Kim: As much as im craving a bbt, i dont wanna go cause we might see zoebabe there
Jay: Yeah your probably right, i dont feel like drinking either, afterall it is lunchtime on a wednesday!

Bob says: Im gonna get zo drunk tonight!
Tim says: Giv'er, but please dont go zoebabe on me!

Zoebabe by zoe_babe February 20, 2009

Zoher

Well spoken, sometimes silly but never foolish, liked for his ability, and varied accomplishments, likes his friends to be prompt, A person well-suited to new lands and new faces, must curb impulse to play instead of study, not shy in or out of the spotlight. Extremely friendly

Zoher is able to go up to pretty much anyone and strike up a conversation. Loves to meet new people.

Zoher by nccjoe February 3, 2010