Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.

After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.

by Coan Bone June 14, 2009

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The degenerative name of Bucciarati's Stand: Sticky Fingers

Person A: "Hey, did you start JoJo part 5 yet?"

Person B: "Yeah, Zipper Man is probably my favorite Stand."

Person A: "Wait, hold up. Did you just fucking call him 'Zipper Man?'"

Person B: "Yeah, why?"

Person A: "His name is 'Sticky Fingers' you fucking idiot!"

by MiserableFuck August 31, 2019

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Zippergate

The major scandal of the late 1990's, the result of Bill Clinton not being able to resist the urge to keep his pants zippered up around his administration's interns.

Bill Clinton and the Zippergate scandal made our nation the laughing stock of the world.

by Piranha May 30, 2006

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Zimmermann

A german last name meaning "carpenter" only the most amazing people are graced with it.

Did you see that girl?!? She's definitely a Zimmermann.

by Millie Zimmermann October 18, 2008

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the lead singer of the post hardore screamo band greeley estates

also extremely sexy

has a beautiful singing voice and a screaming voice
long brown always in his face hair
gray eyes
one lip ring on the bottom and one on the top

me: omg i met ryan zimmerman at warped tour!

friend: really?!

me: yeahh we took a pic together and his sweaty hair was right next to mine

friend: lucky bitch

me: hehe i know

by jamieee July 24, 2006

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