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The Zion

While you're having sex and you're about to cum in a girl, you flip her ass in the air doing a 180 and cumming in her mouth upon impact.
Dude #1: yo dawg I saw you went home with Alice's fine ass last night.
Dude #2: hell yeah, I did The Zion on her ass,she was practically begging me for more.
by S4b3rz November 26, 2009
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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
by ohiso.com October 13, 2006
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Ziontaye

That nigga that gets all the hoes and he handsome funny caring and got good grades. He hands out smoke and he’s a different breed. But in reality he just need a friend😔
He just like ziontaye.
Ily Ziontaye.
by The one who tells no lies September 21, 2019
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ziontologist

A Jew (zionist) who believes in Dianetics (Scientology).
Shlomoh loves L. Ron Hubbard; he is such a Ziontologist.
by L. Wrong Cupboard February 28, 2009
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Ziontologist

A “Ziontologist” is the Jewish equivalent of a Scientologist and characterizes those individuals who use their phony religious status to manufacture news and distort facts by manipulating language through the practice of Jewry and Kabbalah. “Ziontology” embodies everything that is bad about Judaism.
Sarah Silverman isn't a religious Jew; she's an arrogant Ziontologist who uses her Jewish status and network to troll non-jews for her own sick amusement, where do you think she gets all her comedic material?
by starlessgolightly March 21, 2019
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