Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

by Nare September 20, 2015

Zoltar Zinger!

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.

That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!

by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019

Zinger Zack

Someone quick with the comebacks; a person who always has a smooth, witty reply.

Yo, Shashauna, your man is such a Zinger Zack. I can't dis him without getting burned by his verbal quickness.

by diamondelle September 22, 2006

zinger

1. A witty comment.
2. To make love to an electrical outlet.

I think captain pete is a little crusty from that last zinger.

by T-meister May 5, 2004

rizza and zinger

When two people love each other very much but can't bring themselves to tell others or each other.

SECRET LOVE <3
"oh they're so a rizza and zinger"
"ikr, everyones knows they like each other but they wont admit it"

by Jkaps November 26, 2013

Ramsay Zinger

A joke so hilarious only the person telling it is able to comprehend it and find it amusing. Typically told by Ramsay as he is far too intellectual for the common man.

Unsuspecting Victim Studying Biology- "What is the pupil?"
Ramsay-"A pupil isn't part of the eye, it is what a teacher teaches!" A rim shot goes off in the background.
Everyone Around- "Wow! That was a Ramsay Zinger and a half!"

by Pigscouldfly December 30, 2020

zinger

a small Asian male

look at that dog-gobbling little zinger, they all look the same

by zazapachulia12341234 May 15, 2023