Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

by Zelcher February 21, 2020

Zetch

Zetch is a swearword you can safely use cuz' it has so rude or inappropriate meaning.

ZETCH! Why does this happen all the time?!
What the zetch?

by Strangεr September 2, 2020

zethin

A man who loves his mother with all respect and would never ever giver her up and dosent make fun of blondes. Lol

He is a Zethin

by Zethin April 21, 2021

Zetcism

A form of discrimination and ostracization towards the zetsu clan/race

My friend todd was called a ZIGGER, gosh I wish zetcism wasn't real.

by LightSkinBandita July 21, 2022

ZELCHING

zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.

person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"

by god save us March 23, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024