Zed

The most sexy beautiful mothefucker that ever graced the planet he is a god so bent to his will

Man i wish i could be like zed

by Dj Zex March 7, 2017

Zed

The act of finessing / playing someone or something.

"Damn bro she zedded your ass"

by BootyHoleBandit December 12, 2018

zed

1. Slang for a Zombie, usually of the George A. Remereo (famous zombie movie director) type. Used commonly in the Max Brooks two novels: World War Z, and The Zombie Survival Guide. Used by zombie fans as a short cut to typing or saying the word.
2. The "proper" English way of pronouncing the letter Z

1. I just watched Dawn of the Dead and the ZEDS in that were fast!
2. I just got done reading World War Zed, and was it freaky

by noneofyourdamnbusiness September 10, 2007

ZED

Its a slang short word word for the African country of Zambia,used mostly by the young generation.

So when are you going back to Zed?

by mspontiff April 21, 2010

zed

mostly known on habbo UK.
a person who dates another person on the internet, claming they will love them for ever, adopt a child (really a 13+ pretending to be a baby)
then the next day, they'll dump each other and move on.

zedgirl: he11o babes i 1ove you.
zedboy: i 1ove u 2 x

next day.
zed boy: ur dumped.
zed girl: NOOO.

5 min later.
zedgirl: t+?
zed boy 2: t+u =love
zedgirl: kay bbz i 1ove you

by deadvegetables August 2, 2009

zed

the letter 'Z'.

Read the Bible from A to zed.

by Brandon August 5, 2003

Zed

An outing or trip that is accentuated with drugs such as LSD, Datura, DMT, etc.

Hey man, you wanna go on a zed soon? Last time was so much fun.

by HiImDarryl March 22, 2017