Zaked

Zaked equals baked to the next level.

In essence to obtain a high that is above what one normally experiences when smoking marijuana. This is typically achieved by either very high grade ganga or smoking mass quantities of the herb.

"That weed was so bomb, I was really Zaked."

by LG441 April 11, 2010

zeked up

Fucked up as pertaining to an electrical installation. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly zeked up', or 'extremely zeked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of incompetence. Also may be inserted for the phrase "fucked up" in most circumstances.

"Wow that pipe work is extremely 'zeked up' I wonder how long it will be before Electric Jesus instructs one or all of us to de-zekeify the south west corner of the building?!"

"Ewww, someone shit on the toilet seat...man that's totally zeked up"

by Electric Moses March 27, 2009

Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom

Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5

by Chodychidd March 29, 2023

Zeeked

Getting high asf off a cart.

Yo I smoked that shit so hard I'm fucking zeeked.

by fuckingfrank September 23, 2018

zaked

gett'n really fucked up by weed/dope/pot/marijuana/endo/mary.jane/refer/chronic/thai.sticks/

-yo......wanna get fuk'n zaked after school today
-fuk'n right.....bring up the BT
-whoa....BT...BitonTi....because Bitonti has tons of BT's on it and it has a BT in it

by mark palmer March 16, 2004

Zerked

An extreme urge to fight. Horny is to sex as zerked is to fighting.

Ben is still fucking zerked after yesterdays brawl.

by Ben Campbell and Kyle Harris September 8, 2006

zerked

to be considerably drunk, stoned, or broken. also, when someone's eyes are zerked, they are exrtemely blood red and it is obvious they are under the influence.

Last night I was ZERKED.

Your eyes be zerkin.

by indiana Kay November 21, 2007