Zalatoris

In golf, when you make a terrible read on a putt, but simultaneously hit the putt so bad that it goes on the correct line and goes in the hole. A reference to pro golfer Will Zalatoris.

I didn’t want that putt to follow that line, it was just a Zalatoris.

I’m not actually putting well today, I’ve just been Zalatorising so far.

by iHasMagyk August 9, 2022

zalador

a term used to describe arrogant, dumb fuck boy, Eugenes who have microscopic dicks
Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zal

Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zalador

by SupremeMastermind November 25, 2016

zalamokka

A less vulgar word in reference to the ass, usually by parents .

If you don't make your homework, the teacher is gonna spank you on your zalamokka.

by zekreet June 2, 2016

Zalán

Also known as Generous God. He usually calls himself a 'cula' because he's so tall. His special skills include playing the guitar and impressing everyone with his audible smile. As you might have figured, he also likes his ego to be well-fed, so here you go.

Everyone burst out laughing because Zalán's loud smile was so infectious.

by i swear it's not my real name May 19, 2020

zalanda

zalanda is sassy but also fun to talk to :D

Zalanda is popular

by Dreamy_Luna April 1, 2021

Zalandoed

Something that gives you really high hopes only to leave you broken in the end.

He really loved her, but she Zalandoed him.

by Tribal Writer October 4, 2022

Zalan Gul

A good person. Is in love with Bibi Jan Bukhari, He is a horny ass bastard.

Thank God! I’m not zalan gul

by Dua rashid December 31, 2018