zanism is a political movement started by tim zanconato. It was created after zanconato became tired with chavs making hilarious puns on his name, and decided that something should be done.
The key principle of zanism is that anyone who is part of the 'chav' culture would form a new class, known as the whipped class. According to official zanism doctrine, the members of this class are not official humans. They would be forced into labour in order to look after the countrys production levels while other people can seek other employment. Another class would be created, mainly from former policemen, who would be known as the whipping class, whose job it would be to ensure that the whipped did not try to escape.
While this idea seems extremist captialism, another policy of zanism is that those who are not in the whipped class, or official humans, would all earn exactly the same amount.
Zanism is often ridiculed for having absolutely no other policies.
The key principle of zanism is that anyone who is part of the 'chav' culture would form a new class, known as the whipped class. According to official zanism doctrine, the members of this class are not official humans. They would be forced into labour in order to look after the countrys production levels while other people can seek other employment. Another class would be created, mainly from former policemen, who would be known as the whipping class, whose job it would be to ensure that the whipped did not try to escape.
While this idea seems extremist captialism, another policy of zanism is that those who are not in the whipped class, or official humans, would all earn exactly the same amount.
Zanism is often ridiculed for having absolutely no other policies.
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Get the zacist mug.A religion created by a 14 year old girl who was frustrated because her beleifs didn't comply with any other religion. A Zanist (Currently 16 official Zanists) belives that..
1.There is no God.
2.There are spirits in every living thing.
3.There are ghosts.
4.There are unseen "mythical" creatures.
5.There are (of course) aliens, or life on other planets.
6.Humans and animals are equal beings.
7.Satan only exists in Humanity.
8.Violence toward some people is necessary.
There are also some simple rules to follow...
1.Take what you can get, But take nothing but what you need from the Earth.
2.Show Respect only to those who deserve it.
3.The World belongs to everyone. Do not pay for water, gas, or property.
4.Be Ruled by NO ONE.
5.You may celebrate holidays from other religions only for personal gain. (Christmas, Easter, ect.)
6.DO NO LITTER ON OUR PLANET.
note: Zanists are not peaceful hippies. We sin. We are evil, sadistic, vengeful people. But to the Earth which gives us life, we are not.
1.There is no God.
2.There are spirits in every living thing.
3.There are ghosts.
4.There are unseen "mythical" creatures.
5.There are (of course) aliens, or life on other planets.
6.Humans and animals are equal beings.
7.Satan only exists in Humanity.
8.Violence toward some people is necessary.
There are also some simple rules to follow...
1.Take what you can get, But take nothing but what you need from the Earth.
2.Show Respect only to those who deserve it.
3.The World belongs to everyone. Do not pay for water, gas, or property.
4.Be Ruled by NO ONE.
5.You may celebrate holidays from other religions only for personal gain. (Christmas, Easter, ect.)
6.DO NO LITTER ON OUR PLANET.
note: Zanists are not peaceful hippies. We sin. We are evil, sadistic, vengeful people. But to the Earth which gives us life, we are not.
Paisley is a Zanist. (zanism)
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Get the Zachism mug.Its where you hate or think everyone arround you is a horrible fucking person you hate everyone besides your cousin your 2 best friends and your partner
"Yeah I wanna stop being your friend. I belive in Zakism and im a zakist now."
"What the fuck is that??? A religion??"
"No its a social change, Idiot."
"What the fuck is that??? A religion??"
"No its a social change, Idiot."
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