zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2009

Zilch

Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.

Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.

by Andrew Tayla February 25, 2008

Zilch

A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit

Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch

by Teddy Roosevelt February 22, 2003

zilch

a word used by a famous latin teacher named miss soulier meaning "nothing".

go soulism!!

do you know how many feminine nouns are in the second declension? ZILCH!!

by qwertywerty May 31, 2007

Zilched

/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.

Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.

Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?

Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low

by Naheel Marks January 28, 2025

Zilched

The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.

Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!

by Twisttid January 09, 2018

Zilching

The act of pushing saliva through your teeth using your tongue to create a high-pitched gurgling sound.

I was completely grossed out by Johnny's zilching in class today.

by May 25, 2024