Zif
Zif by AnonymousEnglishMC May 3, 2024
Zif!
zif-I, zif-U
A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.
"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"
"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"
"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"
"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"
"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"
or
"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"
"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"
"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"
"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"
"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"
or
"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
zif-I, zif-U by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005
ziffkiner
Hey look at that Japanese guy over there stealing that women's bicycle seat, he must be a Ziffkiner.
ziffkiner by WizardNipples January 12, 2014
Zifah
a person that has a sarcastic sense of humor, has the best smile in the whole world, and pretty much is all of the positive adjectives in the dictionary. Someone you never regret meeting and would always turn your frown upside down. Someone that low-key cares for you but doesn't admit it. A big dumbass.
Zifah by Peter Lufias Jefferson October 21, 2019
zift
zift by kikkoman69 June 8, 2004
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