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Hand Yoga

Another name for masturbation.

Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.

Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Monica: Why were you late for work today?

John: I was doing hand yoga.

Monica: Can I join you next time?

John: Only if you plan on participating.
by Kwes Luv September 14, 2014
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yoora

A word used to describe someone that is very pretty and artistic, however quite humble. Usually refers to girls. Yooras are usually short and have amazing hair. Yooras are also very quiet and Asian, most likely Korean.
OMG! That girl is so nice and she drew me this pretty picture, she's such a Yoora
by Ejizzle June 11, 2006
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Yoona

The most beautiful, amazing, hot, sexy girl a man will ever meet and is one that will love you so much more than you deserve and will be the perfect person to share the rest of your life with. if you ever see a Yoona you better go and talk to her. She is all that is good in the world, she is the perfect person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Charming, pretty, and funny, once you first meet her she is the only girl you will ever think about. from her shining eyes to her sexy legs, Yoona controls all men without even realizing it. Like sugar cane, she is the sweetest girl, undeniably romantic and innocent, a passionate lover. Every kiss will lead you further into her grasp. Although she may feel unconfident, she is a professional in every way. Even her smallest actions can be seen from space, but it's a good thing the astronauts aren't watching otherwise they lose control of their ship. Upon entering the room, one word comes to the mind of all men present: damn. She truly has it all--looks, intelligence, and personality. She is untouchable for all except the people she chooses to let inside. Many will misjudge Yoona, but only those who take the time to get to know her will be rewarded with her friendship.
Wow! She's pretty. I think she's a Yoona.
by Wow. OMG January 18, 2018
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Yogaballing

The performance art of dancing with a yoga ball, often in a club environment with a light-up yoga ball.
Hula hooping at EDM shows is out. The hottest dance trend is yogaballing.
by Probablynotarealthing March 16, 2017
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Cat Yoga

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"
"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.
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Yogatation

The practice of yoga in such a focused state of mind that it becomes a moving meditation.
I am so stressed out that if I don't get in some yogatation I will explode.

Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.

I am going at 3:00 to yogatate.
by Swyne September 8, 2011
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Yoogeun

Adorable baby boy from Korean variety show Hello Baby. He was taken care of by Onew, Jonghyun, Minho, Key, and Taemin from South Korea's SM Entertainment group SHINee. He was born in October 2007.
Yoogeun is the cutest baby that shall ever walk this planet! 5 of the hottest guys in South Korea took care of him on the variety show, Hello Baby!
by omgd4ever October 15, 2010
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