Yoga

slang in my school for weed. pot, cronic, slam, marajuana, grass, happy leaf
hey kid! Wanna Bye some Yoga
by Adam Mitchell September 07, 2005
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Yoga

You hurt your back real bad by twisting it. We all know guys try to do it to suck themselves, butnever do, and quit. YODA is a fucking character from starwras. please die.
we know why you are doing yoga
by fff May 14, 2004
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Yoga

A paranormal corona cure endorsed by nationalistic Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his gang of gurus, although any negative correlation between meditation and viral infection has yet to be proven.
Just as the American right-wing ex-president promoted disinfectants and UV light as corona cures to his millions of diehard supporters, the Indian prime minister is now touting yoga as a spiritual cure against Covid-19 and the deadlier Delta variant to his hardcore BJP supporters.
by MathPlus July 04, 2021
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One of the most powerful and quitessential forms of exercise that requires intense mental concentration. When practiced correctly and concentrating on breathing, yoga increases flexibility, muscle definition, endurance, and mental clarity. Yoga is not for the physically or mentally weak. Anyone who downplays the effectiveness of yoga or says anything negative about it should be mercilessly beaten.
I do yoga for the following reasons: it increases my flexibility so I can do wierd shit and not get injured in sports, it increases my endurance, it increases my definition (it's how I got a six pack), and girls think it's hot.
by nirvanarageatm December 19, 2004
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Yogaing

Where you do yoga or was doing yoga.
I was yogaing and I...
by dcahnei October 10, 2018
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yoga

The indian traditional exercises to keep you fit, healthy, hot and sexy.
Just do it 15 min. In morning or evening.
This can heal your any disease or injury.
A- Hey, how can you run, though you couldn't stand up after that accident.
B- Yoga saved me bro.
by vicks April 01, 2013
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yoga

any exercise that requires very little physical exertion
and some mental exertion. best left for the gay or infirm;
especially popular among trend chasers.
"Wow, touching my toes really aligns by chakras!," said the asshat doing yoga.
by Seudónimo January 31, 2011
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