Yoctometer

A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.

Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

yoctomanager

Goes beyond micro management. Yocto management is micro management to the sub atomic level.

This is a micro manager at a director of VP level who gets into the middle of the jobs of people 3 or more levels below them.

From the metric prefix for 10*-24 (1.7 yg ~ mass of a proton or neutron). Six levels further down the scale from Micro.

Man I hate my bosses bosses boss, he's the total yoctomanager!

by JrM|nt September 28, 2006

Internet Yocto-celebrity

a celebrity on the internet known by an audience so small it's to be measured on the size of yocto

Little do they know I'm an Internet Yocto-celebrity...

by adellexie January 6, 2022

yocto

gay niggia who likes them young

Person A:"wow im 16 and i got a 13 year old girl
Person B:classic yocto

by gayjew666 February 24, 2018

yoctobyte

It is the smallest form of info that a computer can use, equal to 10^-24.

My computer is so smart, it can hold a yoctobyte.-Idiot
Bruh, that's terrible, mine can hold a petabyte

by anonymous February 28, 2018

Yoctofuck

ah yes, the smallest fuck. a yoctofuck

person 1: i hate u
person 2: i don't give a yoctofuck

by Iampotato9749 October 13, 2023

Yotato

Is a person who is desperatly trying to be a "Yo". They are generally wearing clothes beyond too large for their body's. Therefore look like they are wearing large colored potato sacks. Hence the word Yotato.

Puff Dog is the biggest yotato in the Bronx.

by LMC June 7, 2004