yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

by cutesy pastel living doll March 13, 2018

Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.

'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**

by Wallace736 November 23, 2016

Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

“Your dad sells cosmetics

Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018

yer ma's yer da

Meaning your mother is your father in turn insinuating your mother is of the male gender.

In an argumentative situation: "Shut it ye bam! Yer ma's yer da!"

by Charlene Walshe April 29, 2006

yer da sells sandwiches

Similar to: yer da sells avon

Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.

Oi ya eejit, yer da sells sandwiches

by arrow2001 June 26, 2021

yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

by cutesy pastel living doll August 9, 2018

yer da sells avon

your da sells avon

YER DA SELLS AVON

by James Tavernier January 26, 2021