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Yeet my meat

The action or discrption of “yeeting” ones “meat”. Performed by first or third person, it is when ones phallic member is treated in a concussive way that may cause physical damage. You can yeet your own meat or have your meat yeeted by a third party participant. This action can be performed for sexual reason or for the purpose of causing physical damage.
Why were you in the hospital bro?

Oh, my girlfriend yeet my meat after I cheated on her
by YKG J June 21, 2018
mugGet the Yeet my meatmug.

Yeet the meat to the beat

Mastrabating to the beat of the song. Originating in Riverside California.
1. Dude make sure to "Yeet the meat to the beat".
2. Okay I will make sure to bro.
by Java337 March 28, 2019
mugGet the Yeet the meat to the beatmug.

yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.
yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.
by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019
mugGet the yeeting your meatmug.

Meat Yeet

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!
by Meateryeeter October 21, 2018
mugGet the Meat Yeetmug.

yeet my meat

you throw you meat around while your sitting lonely in your bedroom with no friends or a girlfriend
friend: I yeet my meat to the beat

me: your a fucking idiot
by lil_dylanraps October 2, 2019
mugGet the yeet my meatmug.

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah
mugGet the schmeat yeet beat your meat yahmug.

Yeeted Meat

A super epic meme page that you should definitely not follow because you're uncool and probably smell like ketchup *Whips*
Josh: "Hey, did you see that cool meme yeeted meat posted?"
Gavin: "Yeah, that shit was the bomb bro!"
Both: "Radical!"
by NotActuallyWhoYouThinkIAm November 11, 2018
mugGet the Yeeted Meatmug.

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