Yerpity

A suitable substitute for "yes" "yeah" "yep" or any other synonym.

Ella, are you a procrastinator?
Yerpity!

by Adnabi May 20, 2020

Yearbook Yanking

When one gets so turned on to someone that goes to there school, they jerk-off to a yearbook picture of that person.

I saw Vicky in school today and went home and pulled a Yearbook Yanking

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

year

12 months of complete Hell and fuckery

OMFG~last year was a complete & total Disaster!!

by Starchylde June 17, 2015

Count me in for next year!

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.

Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*

by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013

22.3 years

In South Park the amount of time it takes something tragic to become funny again, like AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it has AIDS. hahahaha

by Cartman January 7, 2005

Last online 7 years ago

The feeling of nostalgia and sadness when you see your friend was online 7 years ago. Sometimes you wonder what happened on that day they went offline. Did they die? Did they lose their console and got a new one but forgot you? Did they just stop playing games? Sometimes we may never know. But all we can hope is that they are okay and living well.

Friend: Oh yeah I gotta go to bed now, I'll play with you again tomorrow.
Me: Ok gn dude I gotta finish homework so yeah
*7 years later, finds old console that I used to play on*
*Plugs console in*
*Checks friends list to see if your friend still plays*

Last online 7 years ago

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

12 year old

Old enough to join the military in Iraq.

Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone

by Whyey April 12, 2021