Joe: did you hear about Yucong? She got whipped man.
Bob: oh man, what happened?
Joe: she threw a plastic clip at her dad who ROARED
Bob: whoa. like a lion?
Joe: yeah man. Hey, guess what's the difference between her dad and a Lion?
Bob: what?
Joe: one's a 300 pound carnivore, probably would bite her head off and eat her alive, and the other...
Bob: yeah?
Joe: is a Lion.
Bob: oh man, what happened?
Joe: she threw a plastic clip at her dad who ROARED
Bob: whoa. like a lion?
Joe: yeah man. Hey, guess what's the difference between her dad and a Lion?
Bob: what?
Joe: one's a 300 pound carnivore, probably would bite her head off and eat her alive, and the other...
Bob: yeah?
Joe: is a Lion.
by Rephidim777 February 23, 2010
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The Yarco's choice of vocabulary is very slim, from the common "innit" after every sentence linked with regular use of text-speak, the Yarco's conversation becomes almost incomprehensible to the average human.
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The Yarco's choice of vocabulary is very slim, from the common "innit" after every sentence linked with regular use of text-speak, the Yarco's conversation becomes almost incomprehensible to the average human.
See also: gippo spide ned skanger numbnut
"Who's that scruffy b#stard? He looks like a right Yarco!"
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Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back
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because of all the crack that is there
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