you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress November 20, 2015

Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.

Billy was Yanking the bishop to Stacy's Mom.

by MaRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM November 22, 2010

yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

yanking your balls

A saying when someone is joking with you

2 a girl is sucking on a guys balls

Dude I'm just yanking your balls

2 you yanked my balls so good last night

by ohkillem November 9, 2014

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017