You need Jesus

People on this website..

If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

by Mhmyensn May 17, 2022

you need to get laid

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014

you need to mouth shut

roblox language for shut your mouth

all of you need to mouth shut

by johny fucking depp March 8, 2021

you need some milk

when someone is acting hella rude or irritating they need some milk

Daniya: Girl if you don't move out my way.
Jaylyn: Honey you need some milk.

by ilovefries4life August 11, 2016

You Need Jesus

When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.

"Lord, that punannie was so tight, I thought she was underage!"

"You know you need Jesus, right?"

by theradicalthinker August 26, 2016

You Need Help

A phrase often used in an attempt to convince someone to seek out psychiatric care or psychological treatment. An expression of concern for someone with a mental illness that drastically reduces their quality of life.

I'm worried about you.

I've been looking at psychiatrists in our area, and I've found a couple good ones for you to talk to. With what you've been going through, it's clear. You need help, and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not angry with you, and you're not in trouble.

Please don't blame yourself.
You didn't do anything wrong.
This is not your fault. Okay?

I just can't bear to watch you suffer like this. I feel powerless seeing you pain while not being able to do anything. I don't know how to help you and you don't know how to help yourself.

But that's okay.

I know you want to be strong, but you need to realize you can't do this on your own. There's no shame in that. You need to get some help. I'm not saying this to insult you or to be nasty, but because I care about you. I want you to get better, I wish I could just snap my fingers and make it all go away but life doesn't work like that.

You need help, I need you to realize that.

by Fawning Girl June 15, 2019

You Need It

if you need it you must get it from a giver to not need it anymore. Also a giver must tell you wether you need it or not you do not have any authority to say whether you need it or not. also you must be over a 6 in hottness to need it.

holy shit you need it you really fuking need it

by jbonegiver October 19, 2010