xylophone

A slang term used within the pro-ana community to describe the visibility of a female's chest / sternum bones due to extreme thinness.

Interchangeable with "xylobone."
"That low-cut dress really shows off your xylophone."

"That model was so skinny, all I could look at was her xylophone."
by NatashaSP October 10, 2008
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xylophoning

banging ones cock on someone's teeth while they are smiling
by huster April 23, 2003
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xylophone

To move along a line of naked women who are all bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with one’s penis; to play a tune on women's buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning ‘wood’ and phonnicus meaning ‘to hit tunefully’
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
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xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.
<KindyGartener> Zila-what?
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
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Xylophoning

Employing someone's ribs as a music making machine, courtesy of your man-mallet.
Steve and Sally enjoyed the symphonic ecstasy of ribcage tones courtesy of Steve's mastery of xylophoning.
by Slick Rick "The Dick" November 22, 2018
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Xylophone abs

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.
Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...
by Qwassie November 17, 2013
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The Xylophone Corporation

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.
“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
by Father Xylophone October 08, 2019
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