X-Men 

When 2 bros sit side-by-side facing forward (sometimes in a moving vehicle), and use the arm closest to one another to reach over and give the other a hand-job. As this happens simultaneously, their arms cross each other, forming an "X," hence the term X-Men.

Dave and Josh were totally just caught playing X-Men in the front seat of my dad's car...

X-Men by T-Vo14 October 2, 2009

x-men 

Term to describe transexuals or ladyboys

Tom "Check out those hotties"

Sean "Those ain't babes, they are X-Men"

x-men by Seanhk April 16, 2006

X-Men 

A bunch of overly muscular mutants who can't have sex because they might kill each other by means of explosion/touching/stabbing/electrifying/freezing/burning etc.

"How do the X-Men have sex? It fucking suck to be them!"

X-Men by bluesonic115 September 21, 2009

X-Men 

(ok why would Xmen be slang and who cares if it is)
A show that is on ABC Family that comes on the air it was on the air in the '90s and in to 2000. it also has a bunch of movies that little kids see

Luc: you want to see X-Men
Me: No there movies suck
Luc: FIne i'm going to talk to a 14 year old girl from Canada
Me: you sick basturd

X-Men by Chris May 13, 2005

X-men 

You might wanna think about changing that to X-women

Why x-men? Why not x-women? It's pride month y'all. #pride #gayfags

X-men by N_o_o_b_m_a_s_t_e_r_6_9 June 12, 2019

X-Men 

Wasn't a civil rights parody and Stan Lee has said as much.

Hym "The guy who created the X-Men said that it wasn't a civil rights parody. Not a thing. This is just another example of people's interpretation of reality taking precedent over the intent of the guy who actually did the thing."

X-Men by Hym Iam March 13, 2024

X men 

They have alot of ex's.

woah x men.

X men by pssssssssssssssssse October 30, 2020