Basically has to be a foursome, where one guy will stick three fingers into the woman's pussy like Wolverine, a second one will eat the woman's ass with his eyes stuck deep in the crack like Cyclops (and Cyclops sucks ass in the comics nowadays), and the girl will blow a third guy like she's Storm blowing a wind, and the guy getting blown will have to be super high and will feel like he's jacked into Cerebro like Professor X.
Michael: Bro yesterday night Me, Andy and Dwight totally were The X-Men with Pam.
Jim: What the fuck dude?
Jim: What the fuck dude?
by ShadowWar69 January 12, 2021
Get the The X-Menmug. by MR.C00L88 December 16, 2018
Get the X Menmug. a guy especially an ex boyfriend that does not have his shit together and has no direction, immature guy in his 30's, a jobless 30 something male
by junkie45 July 8, 2011
Get the x-menmug. When 2 bros sit side-by-side facing forward (sometimes in a moving vehicle), and use the arm closest to one another to reach over and give the other a hand-job. As this happens simultaneously, their arms cross each other, forming an "X," hence the term X-Men.
by T-Vo14 October 2, 2009
Get the X-Menmug. by Seanhk April 16, 2006
Get the x-menmug. A bunch of overly muscular mutants who can't have sex because they might kill each other by means of explosion/touching/stabbing/electrifying/freezing/burning etc.
by bluesonic115 September 21, 2009
Get the X-Menmug. Said between friends when they coincidentally say the same thing at the same time. Kind of like jinx, without the bad luck. Friends also cross their arms to form an 'X' while saying the phrase. It's taken from the movie X3: The Last Stand.
by el greco December 13, 2008
Get the X-Men Unitemug.